PARENTS: How to make teens faint— Tell them you LOVE reading their posts on Facebook. It’s the only way you know what they are doing.
TEENS: How to make parents faint— Tell them you can now instantly chat with 128 new friends in your IM Buddies list while they can NOT get two words out of you at the dinner table. MANAGERS: How to make your customers faint— Let them talk to a human being after being caught in an automated doom loop system for an hour. HUSBANDS: How to make your spouse faint— Tell her she can have total control over the TV remote. WIVES: How to make your spouse faint— Tell him you don’t WANT the TV remote. Besides, you can watch whatever you want on your laptop. Na na na na na.